Humpty Trumpty Broke His Crown

Humpty Trumpty
Sat on his Wall
Wind blew it over
He had a great fall
All the king’s Elephants
And Sycophants
Couldn’t save him from his rants

The people he courted
All went to Tulsa
They yawned and yawned
As he had his convulsa
He whined and he cried
To an Empty Crowd
He called that ramp a water slide

More and more people
In his great Nation
Got so fed up
With his abdications
They wanted a leader
Not a bottom feeder
Throw him out on his keister

Chorus

Never hit a man
When he’s down
But it’s OK to
Drop kick a clown

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